He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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