omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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