Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm like, not good at living.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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