He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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