Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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