Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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