Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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