Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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