it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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