u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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