hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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