We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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