i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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