He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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