Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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