let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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