I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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