Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So. Much. Porn.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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