I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
