So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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