U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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