Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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