no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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