Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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