We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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