I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Welp...herpes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
