belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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