We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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