yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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