I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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