I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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