yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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