we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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