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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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