never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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