Everything about him screamed your future.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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