apparently the secret to your success is patron
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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