Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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