: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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