why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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