1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
why is half of my head shaved?
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