Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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