you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
