soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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