oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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