You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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