I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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