Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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