I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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