just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just cropdusted the office
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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