in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
