I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize