one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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