just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
one might say we're banned from that church
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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