thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
