This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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