how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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