Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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